May 2013
65 posts
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
I AM SO MAD AT YOU THAT I WANNA EGG YOUR HOUSE
BUT ONLY WITH, LIKE, ONE EGG
A CHOCOLATE EGG
PLAced gingerly at your doorstep.
Because I like you.
ASSHOLE.